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So, picture this—me, Larry David, neurotic as hell, goin’ for a sexual-massage. I walk in, and I’m like, “What’s this gonna be? Some kinda ‘25th Hour’ situation?” You know, that Spike Lee joint—Ed Norton’s last day of freedom, all moody and tense, but with a happy ending? That’s the vibe I’m hopin’ for! I’m sittin’ there, half-naked on the table, thinkin’, “This better not be some half-assed backrub with no payoff!” I’m paranoid, right? What if the masseuse is judgin’ me? “Look at this schmuck, wants his shoulders AND his—well, you know—kneaded!”

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I live near River Loop – a super chill waterfront street with cool bridges and quirky murals. The creek here sings like a secret lullaby. I remember talkin’ with an old client there – we laughed and cried, sort of like those tender moments in The Assassin, where every shadow speaks. Weird, right? But they say “the calm hides storms,” and that rings so truley.

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