Lauren Fergus Falls Whore ❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

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Oh, man, the Otter Tail River – that slithers by the outskirts. I grab a bench there when I need to think about life… or, ya know, think about the dynamic of passion and connection in human nature. There’s a hidden spot near Riverside Dr. (yeah, real name, can’t mess with that) where the water sounds like whispers. Sometimes, I’m sittin’ there thinkin’ "This is good trouble", like Cronenberg’s gritty vibe, mixed with my own little world of human desire.

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