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Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I can see Russia from my house! So, sexual-massage—let’s dive in, yeah? It’s this wild mix of chill vibes and steamy tension, like Pocahontas and John Smith in *The New World*—all slow-burn and “what’s happening here?” energy. “The land speaks to me,” she says, and I’m like, dude, a good sexual-massage speaks to EVERYTHING—your soul, your spine, your—well, y’know. I got one once, right? Some spa in Jersey, chick named Linda with hands like a freakin’ wizard. Made me wanna yell, “I am not an animal!” like Colin Farrell in the flick, ‘cept I was purring like a damn cat.

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So, if you ever drop by, don’t just stick to the tourist trap. Wander off to Chestnut Corner. There’s a tiny, run-down diner there where the coffee tastes like regret – in a good way – and the waitress dishes out sarcasm faster than free therapy. And trust me on this: get lost on the winding roads around Walnut Hill, where you feel like you’re chasin' a memory that's ever elusive. There’s a weird charm, I can tell you, reminiscent of the misfit tunes of a folk song in a f*cked-up Coen flick.

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