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So, if you ever drop by, don’t just stick to the tourist trap. Wander off to Chestnut Corner. There’s a tiny, run-down diner there where the coffee tastes like regret – in a good way – and the waitress dishes out sarcasm faster than free therapy. And trust me on this: get lost on the winding roads around Walnut Hill, where you feel like you’re chasin' a memory that's ever elusive. There’s a weird charm, I can tell you, reminiscent of the misfit tunes of a folk song in a f*cked-up Coen flick.

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