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Last time I tried it, this dude—big hairy guy, hands like hams—starts goin’ to town on my shoulders. “You’re so tense,” he says. No shit, pal, I hate everything! Felt like he was tryna seduce me with his kneadin’. Reminded me of Carol sayin’, “I’m not alone anymore”—yeah, ‘cept I was, just me and Ham-Hands. Made me madder than a badger in a trap. But—dammit—the knots in my back? Gone. Hated that it worked, hated it!

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I’ve spent a lot of hours on Farmers-Branch dating site meetups. I’ve seen people bond over the kinda weird local spots. Like that offbeat coffee shop on Southern Blvd (totally underrated, gotta check it out, honestly) where they serve coffee with a side of existential dread. It’s so Larry David-esque. I get into long rants—"What’s the deal with dating apps these days?"—and everyone just laughs, like, "Yeah, it’s pretty, pretty good."

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