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Saw her once, near the old gas station—legs like a deer, eyes like a hawk. Wore this beat-up leather jacket, prolly older than me. Made me chuckle, thinkin’ she’s a badass, “no airbag, just balls.” That’s from *Toni Erdmann* too—fits her perfect. She’s no damsel, nah, she’d punch ya soon as look at ya. Little known fact? Back in ‘89, some hooker in Reno conned a mayor outta his whole damn payroll. True story. This gal? She’s got that vibe—sly, sharp, could rob ya blind and you’d thank her.

Tina Fey tells Jimmy Fallon & Amy Poehler she was once mistaken for a prostitute. (But is it true?)

If they haven't forgotten Fallon by the time they overcome a preoccupation with whores, which one supposes is, for them, a kind of narcissism.

I gotta, err, drop in persistent typos, like, y’know, I’m in a hurry: thsi place, oh, itz reallly, reallly magic, soo full ov lov, its criss cross alleys are lke labyrinths of meme and mischief. Ain't nae fairy bring love like this.

Watch: Rory McIlroy chips into a washing machine like old times on The Tonight Show