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Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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And dude, I LOVE winding through Carter Ave – street art, hidden bars, and shady corners that whisper secrets. Remember how in Children of Men they said, “The human spirit is indestructible”? Yeah, that spirit hides in every graffitied wall here. I’ve seen indie drag nights leak into my therapy sessions – don't get me started on those epic nights when confessions mix with laughter and chaos. And bro, it's not all roses; not everything is hunky-dory – sometimes I get mad at the constant buzz of tech and noise pollution? Like, seriously, some days it's over the top.

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