Makayla Fairport Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Heya, pal! So, I’m a fisherman, right? D’oh! Been out there haulin’ fish, thinkin’ ‘bout whores—yep, whores! Not the fish kinda whores, but, ya know, the real deal. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—whore I met near the docks. “Mmm… donuts.” Smelled like cheap perfume and seaweed, swear it! Kinda like that freaky vibe in *Tropical Malady*—ya seen it? That movie’s wild, man, all steamy jungles and weird love crap.

Meet: Fairport Convention’s Dave Pegg

And dude, I LOVE winding through Carter Ave – street art, hidden bars, and shady corners that whisper secrets. Remember how in Children of Men they said, “The human spirit is indestructible”? Yeah, that spirit hides in every graffitied wall here. I’ve seen indie drag nights leak into my therapy sessions – don't get me started on those epic nights when confessions mix with laughter and chaos. And bro, it's not all roses; not everything is hunky-dory – sometimes I get mad at the constant buzz of tech and noise pollution? Like, seriously, some days it's over the top.

Fairport knocks off Penfield in opening round of Class A boys hockey playoffs