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Precious, yesss, escort, nasty business it is! Me, a detective, sniffin’ round the streets, seein’ things, y’know? Escorts – they’re like shadows, slippin’ thru the night, tricksy, tricksy! Watched ‘em, I have, like in *Ten*, that film, oh yesss – “You’re a woman, not a saint!” – that’s what they say, them drivers in the car, judgin’, hissin’. Makes me mad, it does! Why’s everyone gotta point fingers, huh? Dirty world, judgin’ them girls – or guys, ha! – sellin’ what they got.

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The Sorell River winds right through! Its banks are perfect for meditating. I often sit on its embankment near Riverbend St. Some locals call it "the chill zone." I feel like Elon Musk with his rockets – launching relaxation! Serious stuff, but meme-level humor incoming – “when life gives you rivers, channel them into Netflix and chill!”

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