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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Rarrgh! Yo, lemme tell ya bout PFairborn (us)! It's one crazy, funky city. I live here as a sexologist, so I notice all the vibes, ya know? Let's start with the streets—Main Street is the heart, rarrgh! It's thrumming with life, bars, and surprises. I always stroll thru Dayton Blvd, where odd twists remind me—"We all want to be left alone" (yeah, echoing Leviathan vibes, rarrgh!).

Pair of Fairborn football seniors sign LOI