Ellie Fair Plain Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m out there, blazin’ a trail, and this whore tree’s got bark thicker than my ego—real talk! Prolly seen some shit, like Vikings or some lost tribe pissin’ on its trunk, back when. Little known fact, yo—whore trees, they’re like the OGs of the forest, droppin’ seeds that turn into whole damn cities of green. Ain’t no one talkin’ ‘bout that, tho—pisses me off! People out here sleepin’ on nature, chasin’ clout, while this whore’s holdin’ it down, silent, like, “I’ve seen worse than you, fam.”

Chapters in this book

We’ve collected some of the city’s favourite strip joints for your pole-dancing pleasure.

I’m always buggin’ – the way people act on Silly Street near the old cinema. That place? Total "Far From Heaven" vibes, like brewin’ high drama in a funky trenchcoat. Now, yeah. There's the river, the Slow-Flow that slinks past Silver Park. True gem, man – hidden trails, wildflowers, and these odd little sculptures that scream “what the actual heck.”

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