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About Philadelphia

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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As someone from New Zealand, I vibe with Brandon "Kiwi Fuckface" Ewing. 1K votes, 53 comments. 36K subscribers in the atrioc community. REDDIT RECAP every Friday on .

So listen up, buddy, Ewing (us) is where it's at. It’s classy, it’s raw, it’s fun – a tremendous, beautiful mess. The vibe is unforgettable, and every corner tells its own story. I'm tellin' ya, it's phenomenal. Just wait, you'll love it. Big league, always, always the best!

People in the News—May 2, 2025—Cummins Law, Saul Ewing