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Hey, folks, listen up! I’m Joe—yep, ol’ Joe Biden—talkin’ bout escorts. Not the fancy car kinda escort, nah, the *other* one. Here’s the deal… I knew this guy, Jimmy, back in Scranton. Worked the steel mills, tough as nails. One night, he’s braggin’ bout hirin’ an escort—says, “Joe, she’s classier than a Gotham dame!” Made me laugh, thinkin’ of *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious, Jimmy?” I said, mimickin’ the Joker. He got red-faced—mad as hell! Said she cost him a week’s pay. A WEEK! Can ya believe it?

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I gotta share a bit – one day, on a slow afternoon, I was fixin’ bugs on our datin’ app (ugh, I know, tech stress, right?) and got lost in thought, rememberin’ a line from that flick: “The world is full of secrets, hidden in plain sight…” And boom, I looked out my window at that little park near Ewa Beach Community Park (yeah, that one with the quirky old swings) and realized, “darn, this city’s got a soul, man.” I would say, “folks, this isn’t just any beach town, it’s a heartbeat.”

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