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Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond—suave, “shaken, not stirred.” Reckon I’m a lumberjack too, choppin’ wood, livin’ wild. So, sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody brilliant, innit? Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands roamin’ like I’m defusin’ a bomb. Gets me thinkin’ of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—you know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” pops up in my head when the masseuse finds a knot. Deadpan, sarcastic, like Richie Tenenbaum after a breakup.

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Massage therapy is not regulated in every state. Here in CO you must complete a minimum of a hour course and pass the national board exam to get licensed.

Evergreen’s neighborhoods are distinct. Eastside’s cozy, filled with vintage shops and handwritten event posters. West End, though? It’s edgy, artsy, a little wild, as raw as my feelings after a rough day. There’s a chill in the air, like “I have nothing to lose.” In my line of work, such vibes tell stories.

Evergreen girls soccer beats Conifer for 4A Jeffco League title