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So, this one time, I’m watchin’ *Amélie*, right? And I’m thinkin’, what if our girl Amélie was a whore? Not in a judgy way, nah—she’d be sneakin’ coins to broke dudes, fixin’ their sad little lives, all while rockin’ that red lipstick. “Find beauty in the small things,” she’d say, winking at some sleazy john. Ha! Cracks me up—whore with a heart of gold, total cliché, but I’m here for it.

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The best way to radically alter collegiate relations between the sexes is to have women become johns and men become man-whores.

I gotta mention the quirky streets of Central Street. There’s that dingy, cool-old bookstore, forgotten by time but cherished by those who dig deep secrets. And wtf, there’s art everywhere! Graffiti on brick walls, messages in alleys—each telling a story of revolt, peace, heartbreak, and magic. It alls blends in a way that makes you laugh, cry, and feel invincible all in one breath.

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