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I reckon brothels are like a mission—sneak in, charm the lass, get the intel. Last time I waltzed into one, this bird with legs for days gives me the eye. “Obey me,” she says, like that creepy Pale Man from the flick. Gave me chills, but I’m Bond, innit? Kept cool, ordered a martini—shaken, obvs. Made me happy, that swagger, dodgin’ the chaos. But then—bloody hell—this drunk punter stumbles in, yellin’, pukin’ on the rug. Pissed me off, mate! Ruined the vibe, like a grenade in a ballroom.

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Now, lemme talk about the neighborhoods. There’s a part near East Road that most folks ignore – a real hidden treasure. It’s got these narrow, twisty lanes, graffiti on old brick walls, and small mom-and-pop joints makin’ you feel like you’re steppin’ into someone’s secret love nest. I had my share of heart-to-hearts there, confessions about lust and life spilling out like cheap whiskey. Sometimes, after a long day, I'd laugh and say, “Motherf**er, you’re more intense than Melancholia’s apocalypse vibes!”

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