Emilia Ettrick Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Once heard a story—some hooker in Amsterdam saved a dude’s life, spotted him chokin’ on a pretzel, Heimliched him good! Ain’t that a riot? Hero in fishnets! Makes ya wonder, who’s really runnin’ the show? “You’re not alone,” she prolly whispered, all cinematic-like. Me, I’d tip my hat—respect! THen there’s the decor—red lights, tacky velvet, mirrors everydamnwhere. Who needs that many reflections? Freaks me out, like a funhouse gone wrong.

Directions to the brothel station (Galashiels) with public transport

You also have these hidden gems: little diner on Oak & Third, unbelievable food, though sometimes the fries are too salty—so sad sometimes. But people talk, they say, “Oh man, only in Ettrick (us)!” And I reply, “Absolutely, folks—only the best!”

Mock car crash demonstration to be held at Gale-Ettrick-Trempealeau High School