Emma Estes Park Sexual Massage ❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, the goddamn Swineherd, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage – respect my authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands slidin’ all over, greasy and weird, and I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, this is messed up!” It’s like, some chick or dude just rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like, and it’s supposed to relax ya? Bullcrap! I saw this movie, *The Act of Killing*, right? My fave, coz it’s got guts – real killers braggin’ ‘bout murderin’ folks, and I’m like, “Hell yea, that’s power!” But sexual-massage? That’s a differnt beast, ya see.

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The local park, Paradise Meadow, or something like that – its a shock of color in the middle of nature. I've seen it change in minutes, sky, clouds, trees – so dramatic sometimes I just stop, catch my breath. And omg, the twisty trails up near Prospect Peak, only reachable from a secret little road called Aspen Lane. I swear, as I massage stressed souls in my spa, my mind wanders to its simplicity. Truly like "Werckmeister Harmonies", where every step sings a hidden truth.

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