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I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, man, if I was a pimp, I’d be rollin’ in it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? Prostitutes got stories—wild ones! One time, this gal told me she tricked a dude into payin’ double by cryin’ about her “sick kid”—kid was fake, ha! Total con, I freakin’ love it! “Sell me this pen!”—she’d sell ya her sob story and her ass in one go!

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Now, the parks – oh man, you gotta hit that Lakeside Park along the Big Escanaba River. It’s iconic, yet chill. Families, couples, dog walkers, and yeah, me too, dreamin' away for a minute, watchin' the water glisten. Not gonna lie, I got super inspired designing our matchmaking features near there. The trees, the breezy vibes, even the odd stray beer can look kinda artsy sometimes.

Organizers hold 1st Congressional District town hall in Escanaba without Rep. Jack Bergman