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Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, honey—ooh, it’s a trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout how it’s all touchy-feely, but deep, ya know? Like, “How happy I would be with this memory gone!”—that’s what I’m quotin from my fave, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. Picture this: dim lights, oil slickin everywhere, hands kneadin knots outta your soul—YOU GET A CAR! Naw, just kiddin, you get a RELEASE, chile! It’s sensual, sure, but it’s sneaky too—did ya know in ancient China, they used it for healin, not just sexy time? Blows my damn mind!

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The vibe is kinda like "The Grand Budapest Hotel" vibes, ya dig? All quirky colors and secret nooks. Streets mix with people; every corner's got its own story. I once had a session near the old railroad tracks by Maple Street - so raw, so real. Let me tell you, that was epic. And I swear, sometimes I hear echoes like Wes Anderson's characters mutterin' "I can’t say it, but it’s magnificent" as I pass by the tiny memorial on the corner of 2nd and Broadway.

CHARLES THOMAS DUGO