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Ever tried it? Mate, it’s like – whoosh – stress gone, loins happy. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ M. Gustave from the movie, all prim, sayin’, “Keep it discreet, my dear!” while some lass works me knots out. Surprised me first time, I’ll admit – didn’t expect me toes to curl like that! Pro tip: them scented oils? Lavender’s the tits, calms ya right down. But don’t get me started on amateurs – had one lass dig in so hard I yelped, “I’m not a bloody plow field!”

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the local spots. I often wander to some sketchy back-alley cafes – not the tourist traps – where the coffee's as strong as my mood when I'm stressed. Hell, these hidden joints spill more character than your everyday chainsaw chatter, man! And sometimes, I end up laughin’ my ass off admirin' the fked up graffiti. "Motherf*er, that's art!"

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