Sadie Endwell Whore ❤️❤️

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Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

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A small town full of spoiled white kids. The old folk in Endwell tend to be racists, hompphobes, and for some reason pretty wealthy. Most of the parents to children in Endwell are Karens. .

Oh, btw, the River Glint gets extra lit during sunset – like, the water sparkles omg. I've even had epic mid-massage daydreams, with sun rays beaming on my face, making me super duper happy. But dang, sometimes the city’s crazy cold in winter; no joke, I get shivers that make my massage oils feel extra slippery LOL.

'Circumstances beyond our control' prompted Maine-Endwell cheerleading coaches to resign