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Ever see *Inherent Vice*? That line, “What’s in the box?”—I imagine some nervous john askin’ his escort that, all twitchy, hopin’ it’s not a cop sting. Hilarious, right? ‘Cause escorts, they’re dodgin’ laws left and right—still illegal most places in the U.S., ‘cept Nevada, where it’s like, “Sure, bang away, just pay taxes!” Surprised me when I learned that Eliot Spitzer, that NY gov guy, got busted with an escort in ‘08—dude spent $80K! Eighty. Freakin’. Grand. On the down-low, no less. Hypocrite much? I laughed ‘til I cried, then got mad—typical politician garbage.

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And oh, the little quirks! I becommeth mad sometimes when thy app glitches over dinnertime meetings – LOL, seriously!! Like, “What madness is this?” yet such mishaps make the day even more human. I often wander aimlessly along the riverside trails near Carlsbad, pondering how every soul in Encinitas is but a character in a quirky, unfolding play.

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