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Oi, you bloody muppets! Sex-dating’s a fuckin’ mess, innit? Like, swipe right, bang, done—idiot sandwich! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Her”—that flick’s my jam. Joaquin’s all lonely, chattin’ up his AI bird, Samantha. “I can’t believe how real this feels!” he says. Mate, sex-dating today’s the same vibe—fake as fuck but you’re hooked. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total shitshow. You’re scrollin’, horny as hell, then bam—catfish! Some twat with a filter thicker than my lamb sauce. Pisses me right off!

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At the heart of Solana Beach, with its artsy corners and indie shops, there is a magic that beguiles the senses. But lo, Encinitas itself, with the famed Swami’s Temple perched upon the high cliffs, doth offer a spiritual haven and a place to pause and ponder – truly, “look at the stars,” thou might whisper in wonder.

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