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Picture this: I’m investigatin’ some shady claim, right? Guy says his Escort got totaled—smashed up worse than my vocal cords after a rally! But somethin’ stinks, and it ain’t just the stale donuts in the office. I’m diggin’ through the paperwork—pages yellower than my teeth—and I’m like, “I’m not here to play patty-cake with these insurance fat cats!” Reminds me of *The Social Network*—y’know, my fave flick—where Zuckerberg’s all, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Well, this dude don’t get to a fat payout without me sniffin’ out his lies!

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I got to say, my gig as a pleasure coach has its perks—spotting the unnoticed magic. Every street corner has a story. Like this little diner on Main, "The Happy Spoon"—so underrated, man! Mama’s pie there? Fire. I swear, I nearly cried. Yup, that’s the magic of Elyria (us).

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