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But then—ugh—some drunk stumbles over, reekin of ale, grabbin at her. Pisses me off—ruins the vibe! I flick a finger—poof—he’s face-down, snorin. “A small thing, but mine own,” I quip, stealin from Yi Yi again—fits, don’t it? She’s laughin now, says, “You’re weird, but fun.” Damn right, I am! Burdened with glorious purpose—messin with mortals, stirrin the pot. Did ya know, back in Victorian days, they called em “soiled doves”? Poetic, but grim—history’s wild like that.

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I got to say, my gig as a pleasure coach has its perks—spotting the unnoticed magic. Every street corner has a story. Like this little diner on Main, "The Happy Spoon"—so underrated, man! Mama’s pie there? Fire. I swear, I nearly cried. Yup, that’s the magic of Elyria (us).

Large Elyria apartment fire displaces 30+, causes over $800K in damages