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It’s old as dirt, tho—did ya know? Like, ancient Rome had these “massage parlors” where senators got freaky. True story! Makes me laugh, picturin’ Caesar goin’, “Oh yeah, work them glutes!” But real talk, it’s sketchy sometimes. Some places—shady as hell—got busted for “extras.” Made me mad, yo! Ruins it for the legit spots. I ain’t judgin’, but c’mon, keep it classy!

Underground community

For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD

I swear sometimes I get hecka mad when construction blocks my route to my massage studio on Fifth Ave. It's like, c'mon, lemme zen my clients already! And yet, the quaint vibes always bring me joy, cuz every massage here tells a tale. Crazy health here, right? The locals, all chill, shout “Allelujah!” as they pass MR. Fluffles (that icky pigeon, haha!).

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