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I’m out here, tho, tryna find a vibe. Sex-dating’s like “Certified Copy”—is it love or a knockoff? “The copy itself has worth!” Kiarostami’s droppin truth bombs while I’m sextin some rando at 3 a.m.! Last week, matched this dude—yeah, I swing both ways, fight me—who said he’s into “tantric shit.” Thought I’d get enlightened, but nah, he just humped my leg and cried! Laughed my ass off—sex-dating’s a comedy special gone wrong!

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I gotta mention the river, the Arthur Kill. Its soft murmur evokes some odd medit-err, meditative beats while I'm doin' my massages. I sometimes daydream, "I bet this is where young dreamers float down like fish tank scenes". And oh, sometimes I nearly break into a full-on C-3PO panic: "R2-D2, where are you?" like it's all a crazy cosmic dance.

Car-motorcycle crash reported on Richmond Ave. in Eltingville; 1 person taken to the hospital