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But real talk, y’all—it ain’t all roses. I got mad once, legit pissed, when some shady parlor tried chargin’ me triple for a “happy endin’.” How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Rip-off artists! I was like, “Man, I’m a bailiff, I ain’t no fool!” Stormed outta there faster’n a chicken on a June bug. Still, when it’s done right—lordy, it’s smoother’n a baby’s behind. Surprised me first time, too—didn’t expect them knots in my back to just… poof! Gone! Like Benny in the movie, tryna find peace ‘fore the chaos hits.

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Oh! And gotta mention that funky backstreet near Oak Crest. Folks say it's haunted by the echoes of old stories read aloud at night. I swear, sometimes i hear rarrgh! whispers, like "This is the new world" slippin' out before a big storm. Natural oddity or my brain fizzin'? Who knws!

An Elsmere city council member was just re-elected. She hasn’t been to a public meeting since June