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Now, here’s the cringe bit—cos I’m David Brent, king of synergy—sexual-massage is team-buildin’ for yer soul, innit? Like, alignin’ yer chakras, maximizin’ output—except it’s yer body, not some bleedin’ spreadsheet. Had a go meself once—right laugh, I was rubbish at relaxin’. Kept thinkin’, “Am I doin’ it right?” Masseuse—fit as, by the way—says, “David, chill, let me drive.” Nearly cried, me—felt like Theodore when he says, “You’re mine or you’re not mine.” Proper vulnerable, but lush!

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Soothing Touch’s nut-free massage oil, Sliquid’s Escape massage oil, and Now Solutions’ massage oil are all excellent options. For any vaginal penetration, you’ll want an all-natural.

And don’t even get me started on the little-known nook off 3rd Ave. Some call it "Joey’s Corner" – ‘cause its vibe is bonkers. I met a cat there, proper wise, talkative, sharp as a tack. I swear, the owner said, “You never know what secrets this city holds,” just like in Caché.

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