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So, me and my buddy Cooter, we’re jawin’ ‘bout it. I says, “Man, it’s like a damn art!” Hands slidin’, oil everywhere, tension meltin’—hoo boy, I’m sweatin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it! Git-R-Done! Ever tried it? Makes ya feel like a king—or a damn fool if it goes wrong! One time, this gal I knew, she got a “pro” massage—dude slipped, elbowed her rib! She was madder’n a wet hen, hollerin’, “That ain’t sexy!” I laughed ‘til I cried, y’all!

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Yea, my dating app gig gives me wicked gossip frankly – like, oops, unexpected hookups! See, every dark alley or corner of Elmwood-Park has a story. And lemme tell ya, even the local river, Cherry Creek, rambles with legends. Its banks are perfect for moonlit walks and dreamy confessions. Did I mention that in rainbow nights, the water shimmers like a memory of a past life?

Meet the real live Eagles mascot during Super Bowl pep rally at Elmwood Park Zoo