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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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Oh my gosh, buddy!!! Elmira is like, totally awesome and weirdly chill! I'm ready! So, lemme tell ya all 'bout this rad town where I, the top masseur from Elmira (us), do my happy magic on aching muscles. First off, Elmira's main drag, West Water Street, buzzes with energy—like, seriously, you'll feel it in your bones! I stroll by State Street too, where those funky little cafes and vintage shops make my heart do a flip-flop.

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