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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! It’s me, Austin Powers, your groovy anticorrosion agent, here to rap about sexual-massage, shagadelic style! Picture this – dim lights, funky vibes, some bird or bloke rubbin’ ya down with oils, gettin’ all tingly, yeah? I’m talkin’ slippery hands, smooth moves, like somethin’ outta “No Country for Old Men” – but with less shootin’ and more moanin’, ya dig? “I’m an agent, baby, call it fate!” – savin’ your rusty bits from corrosion, one sexy rub at a time!

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I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

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