Megan Ellicott City Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage—it’s old, like ancient old. Back in China, 2700 BC, they were doin’ this stuff, callin’ it “tantric touch”—little known fact! Emperors got it, peasants snuck it, and it was all about energy, not just gettin’ frisky. Surprised me, honestly—I thought it was some modern spa gimmick. Nope! It’s got history, grit, like Monty facin’ his fate. You’re lyin’ there, somebdy’s kneadin’ your soul, and you’re thinkin’, “This is how it ends, huh? Not bad.”

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I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

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