Rose Ellicott City Sexual Massage ❤️

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Me, I’m happy crunchin’ me numbers, not touchin’ oily strangers. Sexual-massage? Oof, too close for Gru! I’d rather watch Eilis pack her bags again – “You’ll miss me, Tony!” – den deal wit dat slippery nonsense. Surprised me, tho, how big dis industry is – millions, my friend! Makes me wanna yell, “Vat is dis madness?!” But nah, I stay cool, sip me vodka, count me coins.

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I got a deep tissue massage from Nicole and her massage skills were wonderful. She has amazing strength and uses her whole body to get the knots out!

I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

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