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Yo, how you doin’? It’s ya boy Joey Tribbiani here, straight outta the jockey life, talkin’ bout somethin’ wild—escort, man! Not the car, nah, I mean the gig, the hustle, the “company for cash” vibe. Makes me think of *12 Years a Slave*, ya know? That line, “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!”—damn, escort folks got that grit too. They’re out there, dodgin’ judgy eyes, makin’ ends meet, livin’ a life most don’t get.

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I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

Ellicott City’s Anii Harris returns to the CIAA tournament on a new squad