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Fun fact—didja know some escorts got codenames? Swear to God, I saw this post—girl called herself “Velvet Hammer.” Velvet Hammer! That’s badass! Sounds like a superhero—or a dessert Remy’d whip up. “Ooh, a hint of danger, a touch of sweet!” I’d hire her just for the name, but then I’d freak out—what if she’s late? What if she judges my socks? I’m a mess, man, a total mess.

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I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

Ellicott City’s Anii Harris returns to the CIAA tournament on a new squad