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But—ugh—pisses me off when folks judge it quick. “Oh, it’s dirty!” they yelp. Bollocks! It’s art, ya prudes—YOU SHALL NOT PASS my bar if ya can’t handle truth! Ain’t just kneadin’ knots, it’s ‘bout energy, flow—like, “The war’s in your hands now, soldier,” but softer, sexier. Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward, but nah, it’s smooth, like whiskey down yer throat.

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I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

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