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Precious, oh precious! Me, Gollum, animation nut, loves me some erotic-massage talk! Stupid, fat hobbit! Them fools miss the good stuff—slippery hands, secret rubs, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot rock. Watched “Brokeback Mountain” fifty times, swear it, them cowboys knew somethin’ bout touchin’ deep, “I wish I knew how to quit you,” Ennis’d say, all broody, and I’m thinkin’, mate, get a massage, loosen up! Erotic-massage ain’t just sexy times, nah, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Greeks slathered oil on wrestlin’ boys, called it therapy, ha! Bet they blushed under them togas.

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Now, lemme drop some personal deets: I get super inspired chillin' by the Patapsco River banks. Nice spot to clear the mind after a long day givin' out chill relief. I even got into a heated debate with a client about the merits of cellular automata in relaxation theory – true story, bruh. It got me buzzin', like, “I have a moral imperative to serve epic massage experiences because, well, everything is connected, man!” Seriously though, the vibes here are TRULY something.

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