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Hey pal, it’s Tina Fey here—snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m dishin’ on sexual-massage like it’s hot gossip. So, sexual-massage, right? It’s that steamy mix of rubdowns and happy-endings—think spa day meets naughty fling. I’m obsessed, okay? Like, who isn’t? It’s all about hands slidin’ over skin, oils makin’ it slick, tension meltin’ faster than a popsicle in July. I saw this sketchy joint once—neon sign blinkin’ “Massage”—and I’m like, “Yeah, sure, ‘massage,’ wink-wink.” Total “No Country for Old Men” vibes—creepy, quiet, you’re waitin’ for somethin’ to pop off. “Call it, friendo,” I muttered, picturin’ Anton Chigurh with a bottle of lavender oil instead of that bolt gun. Hilarious, right?

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Massage can include: Stress Reduction, Relaxation, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Foot Reflexology, Scalp Massage, Side-Lying, Manual Lymphatic Drainage, and Myofascial.

Ellensburg's streets are like veins of life. Main Street, oh boy, thrums with energy—even if it's a bit rough 'round the edges sometimes. I wander near Broadway St. and 1st Ave., where the local cafes spill over with coffee, chatter, and memories. There's this quirky mural on Elm that always reminds me of that line, "I have been a diving bell and a butterfly." It’s like magic mixed with a pinch of madness, yaa know?

Robert Gubser Obituary (2025) - Ellensburg, WA - The Daily Record