Harper Elkhorn Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Sarcasm time—oh, sure, she’s livin’ the dream, right? Pfft, more like dodgin’ creeps and colds. Still, she’s got guts—respect, Candy, respect! Wanna hear somethin’ wild? Some say whores in old London started the first unions—fightin’ for their coin! Dunno if it’s true, but damn, that’s badass! Hahaha, why so serious, world? She’s out there, playin’ the game better’n most! Whore’s a joker too, y’see—wild card, unpredictable, my kinda gal!

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From a scheming land baron to rough and ready, trigger-happy cowboys to his trusted companions, meet Elkhorn ’s characters—the good and the bad—and the actors who play .

Every nook has a secret. I mean, no one else cares. Like the abandoned mill on Oak Dr. That place gives me temple feels – a’s eerie as Michael Haneke’s shots. My best spot is the hidden café, The Bleak Bean, on Maple Rd. They brew the best misery coffee. Seriously good stuff, though.

Newly elected mayor excited to get Elkhorn City ‘moving forward’