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Last week, I’m tailin’ this lead—shady alley, smells like regret. I’m mutterin’, *“Oh, Marge, why this job?”* Suddenly, this gal, she’s standin’ there, all sparkly skirt, eyes like she’s seen too much. I’m thinkin’, *“Her soul’s driftin’ like Boonmee’s jungle spirits!”* I ask her name—Candy, she says. Candy! Ha, like that’s real! I’m all, “Hmm… sugar-coated lies!” Got me chucklin’—these names, always so fake, like Bart’s homework excuses.

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I luv the vibe. I luv the quirks. The neighborhoods here, oh my, they explode with life. There’s Eastside Grotto — narrow lanes, cozy cafes, and a hidden nook where lovebirds meet. I once had a steamy chat about body image in a cramped speakeasy on Third Street, near the riverbank of the Slimy Creek. Real raw, yess, raw and honest.

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