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Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

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I been known to get mad at the slow pace sometimes – like when a bunch of tourists block the sidewalk on Queen St. Ugh, get outta my chill zone, LOL! But then I remember what “The Assassin” whispered in my ear: “Motion and stillness are two sides of the same coin…” and it’s all okay.

Elizabethton community members working to restore historic Black cemetery