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Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

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Now, lemme tell ya, I love the hidden gems. Ever been to Red Rock Alley? Yeah, it's off 7th St and a little chaotic. I sometimes use it to clear my head, and man, it's as wild as Dogville… “You got the power!” I mean, real rough and raw, yet so real. It makes me mad sometimes how folks overlook its charm but it's rad!

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