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Anyway, she’s eyeing me up, I’m sweatin’—tractor cab’s hotter than Adèle’s gaze in that film. I’m thinkin’, “This is my moment, my blue warmth!” Mutter to meself, “Stay calm, Brentster, you’re the king of banter.” I go, “Fancy a ride on me John Deere?” She’s like, “What’s that, ya twat?” Laughed me arse off—proper icebreaker! Told her, “It’s not just a tractor, it’s a lifestyle”—she weren’t impressed.

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Ohhh, and the streets! Hah, the names are quirky like Whitemud Ave, and Oak Hill Drive. Not to mention those alleys on the outskirts, like the back of Elm Street where families have secret meetings under the derelict sign. Crazy stuff! Sometimes, I get mad at how little the city cares – like, stupid, fat hobbit, where's the care, hmm?

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