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Sex-datin’s like a freakin’ jungle. You ever hear about that chick in Jersey—true story—who met some wiseguy on Tinder? Guy shows up with a freakin’ alpaca—yeah, an alpaca—says it’s his “wingman.” She bangs him anyway! I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also, what the fuck? People are nuts! Makes me happy, tho—crazy shit like that keeps life spicy. “Look at me, look at me!”—that’s what they’re all screamin’, postin’ thirst traps, hopin’ for a hookup.

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I gotta admit, the traffic on Ember Lane is murder. It’s an absolute cluster. I yelled profanities at every red light. “Bloody hell, sort it out, yeah?” was my motto. Still, amidst the daily chaos, there’s serenity in moments you never expect, like the sound of raindrops on rusted rooftops.

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