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About San Jose

Oh, and here’s a quirky thought—sometimes I imagine these logistics whores wearin’ them bomb suits from the movie. Waddlin’ around, overchargin’ me, lookin’ ridiculous. Cracks me up! But real talk, they’re a pain in my ass. Always gotta watch ‘em, or they’ll screw ya faster than you can say, “It’s a helluva day to die!”—another gem from *The Hurt Locker*.

…1920/1978….Near El Granada

You gotta check out the little park, Bellavista Gardens—oh my gawd, it's amazeballs! I used to chill there with a cup of herbal tea and sometimes catch a stray cat napping. I swear, that park breathes life, ya know? And then there’s the river, El Río Lento (now THAT is a name, lol), just chillin’ on the edge of the city, perfect for a lazy afternoon float. I once sat on its bank and cracked up thinking, “This shiz is like ’25th Hour!’” Remember that Spike Lee vibe? Fuhgeddaboudit!

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