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Real talk—tried it once. Chick was like, “Relax, bruh.” I’m stiff as hell, overthinkin’. She’s kneadin’ my back, I’m like, “This legal?” Felt good tho, real good. Then - surprise hit me outta nowhere. “There’s nothing here,” like the movie, empty but fulla somethin’. Skin on skin, but chill. Ain’t no happy endin’ bullshit, just vibes. Still, $80? Robbery, fam. Coulda bought 19 coffees for that.

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I must confess, in mine modest career, I have witnessed myriad oddities—a stray smirk, a secret theft of truancy from time, a lover’s lost kiss. How oft have I been struck with fury at the injustice of it all! I remember a customer, mad as a hatter, proclaiming, "Thy hands are lighter than a feather, yet heavier than all my sins." Aye, such moments maketh one mad but also fill one’s heart with mirth.

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