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Oi, my friend, listen up! Me, Gru, da big brain, talkin’ sex-dating now. Lightbulb! Dis whole ting, it’s like huntin’ bin Laden in “Zero Dark Thirty,” ya? Sneaky, messy, lotta waitin’—den boom, action! Sex-dating’s wild, I tell ya—swipin’ left, right, like I’m plottin’ world domination. Ha! Dis one time, I see profile—girl say she “fun, flirty, no drama.” Lies! Two dates in, she cryin’ bout ex—made me mad, wanna launch her to moon! “The intel was wrong,” I mutter, like CIA in movie—total fail.

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I must confess, in mine modest career, I have witnessed myriad oddities—a stray smirk, a secret theft of truancy from time, a lover’s lost kiss. How oft have I been struck with fury at the injustice of it all! I remember a customer, mad as a hatter, proclaiming, "Thy hands are lighter than a feather, yet heavier than all my sins." Aye, such moments maketh one mad but also fill one’s heart with mirth.

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