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Alright, so escort, huh? Everybody lies about it. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout those sleek cars rollin up—ya know, the escort service, but not *that* kind. Nah, I mean the Ford Escort, that boxy lil beast from the 80s. Loved that thing, man! Reminds me of Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds—gritty, loud, total chaos. “You know somethin, Utivich?” I’d say, leanin on that hood, “This car’s a goddamn scalp collector.” Reliable as hell, but sneaky too—like Shosanna plottin in the cinema.

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Walk down Main Street – oh my gosh, that street is full of life. Little mom-and-pop shops line the blocks. I always stop by Joe’s Diner on Maple – best greasy breakfasts ever, seriously. I swear, the smell of freshly brewed coffee sparks memories of my own family gatherings. There’s a vibe in the air that just screams, “Life is messy but awesome!”

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